I'm lost
in my own nightmare







Date: Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Time: 11:32 AM
Oral

So yea, people ask me what happen to my oral and stuff, so here's some interesting questions and replies from my chinese and english oral.

 

CHINESE ORAL [translated to english]

 

Teacher : So do you have any teacher that treats you like a friend?

Me : no.

Teacher stares at me.

I stare back.

Teacher : Do you have anything else to add?

Me : no.

Teacher : ... You can go now.

Me : Thanks.

[failing percentage : 80%]

ENGLISH ORAL

[ Beginning of the oral examination ]

Teacher : Okay, you can place you bags here and take it after you have taken your oral examination. Remember to SWITCH OFF your handphones and place them in your bags. UNLESS you want to challenge the system and get a zero.

-Everyone switches off their handphones-

..............................................................................

[ During examination ]

Teacher : What is good about blood donation?

Me : Urm.. It helps people and you will feel good about doing something good? Oh. And its also fun to see your blood outside your body.

Teacher laughs

.......................

Teacher : Who do you think should set a role model to everyone?

Me : Hmm... I think..er wait. You mean everyone AS IN ... everyone?

........................

Teacher : How do you think the healthcare system in singapore could be improved?

Me : ...what?

.......................

End of oral. I walked away with my bag.

Then I took out my not switched off handphone.

I had just challenged the system and won.

 

[failing percentage: 67%]

 

wow.
now i'm really freaking out.
haha.

ciaossu

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